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"Off to the eye doctor to get some much-needed attention… Normally, it's my eyes doing the looking, not the other way around! 👀😂 #RoleReversal #EyeSeeYou"

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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23 shares on Discord this month:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

39 shares on X this month:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Trending via Snapchat:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Live now on LinkedIn:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Trending via TikTok:

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

Making waves on Telegram:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Going viral on TikTok:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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