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"Off to the eye doctor to get some much-needed attention… Normally, it's my eyes doing the looking, not the other way around! 👀😂 #RoleReversal #EyeSeeYou"

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

2 months ago

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

2 months ago

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

5 months ago

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

2 months ago

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

2 months ago

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

2 months ago

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97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

19 shares on Discord this month:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

26 shares on WeChat this month:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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Just shared via WeChat:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Going viral on Slack:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

Seen just now on X:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Live now on Messenger:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Trending via Telegram:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Breaking via Twitch:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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