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Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

Trending via Twitch:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

Trending via Slack:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Spotted on Threads:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Trending via Instagram:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Live now on Reddit:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Witty quote about eye doctor visit, humorous and playful with a clever twist.
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"Off to the eye doctor to get some much-needed attention… Normally, it's my eyes doing the looking, not the other way around! 👀😂 #RoleReversal #EyeSeeYou"

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22 shares on WeChat this month:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

63 shares on Reddit this month:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Trending via Snapchat:

Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.

Just shared via Facebook:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Going viral on Instagram:

Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Spotted on WeChat:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Just landed via Discord:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Breaking via Telegram:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Just landed via WeChat:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Trending via Instagram:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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