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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?