Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.