Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike. Funny Quotes July 1, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHaving to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile? You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.