He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.