Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’ Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHeaded to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you” They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit. Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul. “You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job. Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.
