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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?