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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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Looks like someone is navigating through the delicate dance of marriage etiquette! 😄 Remember, when it comes to wedding humor, treading lightly is always a veil-y good idea! 👰🚫💍 #HappyWifeHappyLife

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bride, guest, humor, marriage, relationship, threat, veiled, veiled threat, wedding, wedding guest, wife on Oct 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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