Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.