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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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2 months ago

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

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98 shares on Facebook this month:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

33 shares on Threads this month:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

84 shares on Discord this month:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Just shared via Facebook:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Just shared via Twitch:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Trending via Facebook:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Making waves on Reddit:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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