Trendy Funny Quotes

  • They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.
  • Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.
  • My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.
  • I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.
  • Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.
  • Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.