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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goo…

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goo…

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"Why settle for hunting treasures when you can go on a goodwill safari instead? 🦁🛍️ Let's swap that bow and arrow for some bargain-hunting skills! 💰🎯 #GoodwillHunting #ThriftStoreChic"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bargain, Goodwill, humor, hunting, retail, shopping, shopping trip, store, thrift, thrift store, trip, wordplay on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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