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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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Reported on Reddit:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Shared recently on Discord:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Going viral on Messenger:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Making waves on Instagram:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Reported on Telegram:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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Oh, the audacity of someone daring to delay our grand entrance to a destination that certainly won't crumble without our timely arrival! 🤣 Patience is a virtue, dear driver, even if it means enduring the torturous seconds of being stuck behind a slowpoke in traffic! 🚗🕰️ #FashionablyLate

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Live now on Instagram:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Going viral on Threads:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Reported on Snapchat:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Seen just now on Discord:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Going viral on Messenger:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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