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Is this art or trash?

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.