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Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Live now on Threads:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Just shared via Messenger:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Just shared via X:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Shared recently on Reddit:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Making waves on YouTube:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Going viral on Threads:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Going viral on Discord:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Just landed via Discord:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Just shared via Slack:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Just shared via Reddit:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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