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Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

Breaking via Reddit:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Just landed via X:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

Freshly posted on Discord:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Seen just now on Discord:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Spotted on Facebook:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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62 shares on Slack this month:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

18 shares on X this month:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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The older I get, no.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Spotted on Telegram:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Trending via TikTok:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Going bananas on WeChat:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Going viral on Twitch:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Going viral on Threads:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

Seen just now on Discord:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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