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Oh, the drama of mixing business formalities with a touch of royal charm! 👑 Perhaps HR just needs a little dose of regal flair in their inbox to spice up their day! 💼✉️🤣 #OfficeRoyalty

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

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