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  • That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.
  • I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.
  • Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.
  • “Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.
  • The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.
  • Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.