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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.