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Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Trending via Messenger:

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Making waves on Facebook:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Spotted on Reddit:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Live now on WeChat:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Just shared via TikTok:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Making waves on X:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Live now on Pinterest:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

Going viral on TikTok:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Shared recently on Threads:

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Live now on WeChat:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Just shared via YouTube:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Trending via Telegram:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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