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11 shares on Slack this month:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

Spreading quickly via X:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Trending via Snapchat:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Breaking via YouTube:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Just shared via Threads:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Trending via Instagram:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

Shared recently on Reddit:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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