Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
Looks like someone's playing it safe on the internet to avoid those questionable searches popping up! 🕵️‍♂️ Better keep it family-friendly before your wife becomes the new Sherlock Holmes of your search history! 🔍😂

awkward, awkward moment, bar, funny situation, humor, i, me, moment, privacy, relationship, right, situation, typing, URL, wife, x

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

0

2 months ago

AI, birthday, birthday wish, ChatGPT, copy, dating, expectations, girls, guys, handwritten, handwritten letter, humor, letter, letters, technology, wish, wishes
To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

0

2 months ago

grammar, humor, i, issue, issues, people, period, problem, problems, timing, worry
“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

0

3 weeks ago

Abdul, cracking, daughter, giving, humor, identity, male, male name, name, nickname, nobody, parenting
Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

0

2 months ago

activity, around, chips, class, dancing, day, dip, grabby, humor, i, intro, myself, salsa, starving, weird
On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

0

2 months ago

chores, dishes, downside, help, helping, humor, kids, parenting, upside
I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

0

2 months ago

bored, boredom, contrast, cycle, excitement, humor, i, love, overwhelmed, routine

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

25 shares on YouTube this month:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

82 shares on Slack this month:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

15 shares on Slack this month:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

55 shares on X this month:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Shared recently on Reddit:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Going viral on TikTok:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Spotted on Messenger:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Making waves on Messenger:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Trending via Slack:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Shared recently on Slack:

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Just shared via Threads:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨