I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Looks like someone’s playing it safe on the internet to avoid those questionable searches popping up! 🕵️‍♂️ Better keep it family-friendly before your wife becomes the new Sherlock Holmes of your search history! 🔍😂

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