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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.