I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like someone's playing it safe on the internet to avoid those questionable searches popping up! 🕵️♂️ Better keep it family-friendly before your wife becomes the new Sherlock Holmes of your search history! 🔍😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this. I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks. I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet. Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”