Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.
  • We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.
  • Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
  • Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.
  • If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.
  • “Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.