I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit. While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower. Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm. If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost. You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.