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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.