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"Ah, the eternal struggle between our wallets and our desires 🤑 Who can resist the siren song of retail therapy? 💸💳 Just remember: you can't put a price tag on happiness…or can you? 🛍️😆"

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Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

73 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

28 shares on Threads this month:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

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Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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