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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

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2 months ago

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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2 months ago

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So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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3 months ago

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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2 months ago

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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5 months ago

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

86 shares on X this month:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

51 shares on Slack this month:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Going bananas on Telegram:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Live now on WhatsApp:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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