Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
  • By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.
  • Most insane people live outside of madhouses.
  • Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.
  • The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.
  • Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.