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Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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71 shares on Slack this month:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

77 shares on X this month:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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