I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.