I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the eternal struggle of being just a step away from riches, but alas, that pesky detail of actually having the money! 💸💰 Hang in there, friend, you're almost there…almost. 😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me. Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky. …and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich. You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?