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  • Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.
  • Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.
  • I like to take long walks away from stupid people.
  • Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.
  • I believe it was Aristotle who once said β€œThe fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”
  • I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.