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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.