Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.
  • You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.
  • Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.
  • One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.
  • I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.
  • I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.