I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help. Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them! It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything. I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.
