I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Commentary:
Ah, yes! The modern female calendar: tweet volume peaks at certain hormonal vortexes, alarming friends and baffling enemies alike 📆📱🚨 #EmotionallyUnstableSocialMediaCEO

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