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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how conce…

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how conce…

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Ah, yes! The modern female calendar: tweet volume peaks at certain hormonal vortexes, alarming friends and baffling enemies alike 📆📱🚨 #EmotionallyUnstableSocialMediaCEO

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, concern, cycle, friends, humor, i, media, mood, over, relationship, social, social media, tell, Tweets on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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