I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how conce… Commentary:Ah, yes! The modern female calendar: tweet volume peaks at certain hormonal vortexes, alarming friends and baffling enemies alike 📆📱🚨 #EmotionallyUnstableSocialMediaCEO Related Funny Posts 🤝 You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone. How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators? I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel. People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?” Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.