I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Ah, yes! The modern female calendar: tweet volume peaks at certain hormonal vortexes, alarming friends and baffling enemies alike 📆📱🚨 #EmotionallyUnstableSocialMediaCEO Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside. My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend. My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.