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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!