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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.