Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.
  • A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.
  • If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.
  • Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.
  • “You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.
  • Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.