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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic law…

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Commentary:
Well, technically you’re only supposed to obey the traffic laws when there’s a cop nearby, right? Or at least that’s what some daredevils like to believe. Just make sure your guardian angel has a valid driver’s license!

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