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Well, technically you're only supposed to obey the traffic laws when there's a cop nearby, right? Or at least that's what some daredevils like to believe. Just make sure your guardian angel has a valid driver's license!

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They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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27 shares on TikTok this month:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

82 shares on Slack this month:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Going viral on Twitch:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Just landed via YouTube:

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Living la vida taco!

Making waves on WeChat:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Broadcasted on X:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Going viral on YouTube:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Making waves on Telegram:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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