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Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Making waves on Discord:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Live now on Facebook:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Spotted on Discord:

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

I can’t work under these festive conditions.
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Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Just shared via Snapchat:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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