I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the classic case of showing love through consumption – a true connoisseur of substances! π·π Who needs therapy when you have a glass of wine, am I right? Cheers to self-care, one sip at a time! π₯π" Related Funny Posts π€ I donβt abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them. I donβt have to take this abuse from you; Iβve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. Please donβt take illegal substances. Or at least, donβt take MY illegal substances. What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning? Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.