I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.