I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send. I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.