Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.