Trendy Funny Quotes

  • An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.
  • That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.
  • Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.
  • Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.
  • I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.
  • Enjoy the time between diapers!