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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.