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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.