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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afr…

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afr…

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're practicing the 'out of sight, out of pickpocket's mind' strategy at work? 😆 Better watch out for those office ninjas silently stealing wallets while you catch some z's! 🕵️💼💤"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afraid, carry, fear, humor, i, sleeping, someone, steal, wallet, work on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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