Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
  • By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.
  • I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.
  • If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.
  • For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.
  • Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.