I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping. Posted onMay 17, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive. I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons. The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.
