I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

I don't have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it's the same thing.

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“Who needs a yoga mat when you can strike a pose on a Twister mat? 🧘‍♂️ Just watch out for those ‘right foot blue’ positions! 🟦🦶 #TwisterYoga”

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