I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.