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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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