I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.