I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.