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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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82 shares on YouTube this month:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

81 shares on X this month:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Spotted on Discord:

In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

Just shared via Discord:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

Spotted on Slack:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Going bananas on X:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Shared recently on Instagram:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Making waves on X:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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