I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, luck – the ultimate knuckle sandwich! Who needs violence when you've got fate throwing punches at you? Just remember to duck and weave, because luck can be a bit of a wild swinger!" Related funny posts 😂 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else. Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.