I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’