Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
  • Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.
  • Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.
  • I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”
  • That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.
  • If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?