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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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