I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence. Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.