I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

I don't like violence, but I don't mind if I get hit by luck.

Commentary:
“Ah, luck – the ultimate knuckle sandwich! Who needs violence when you’ve got fate throwing punches at you? Just remember to duck and weave, because luck can be a bit of a wild swinger!”

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