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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

50 shares on Discord this month:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Double chins are better than double faces.

14 shares on Threads this month:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

29 shares on Facebook this month:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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