Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
  • Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.
  • Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
  • Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.
  • Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.
  • If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.