I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.