I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights. Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a knife when you have diplomacy and common sense on your side? 🤣 Talk about bringing a classy arsenal to a potentially pointy situation! 🤷♂️ #BrainsOverBlades" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me. A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set. Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.
