I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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My recliner and I go way back.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.