I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry. The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.
