I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Commentary:
Oh, the power of watching people dance while listing side effects—truly mesmerizing! 💃💊 Maybe I should try busting a move next time I talk about potential risks of overeating chocolate… 🍫💃 Just imagine the “chocolate overdose cha-cha”!

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