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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.