I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Commentary:
"Seems like a classic case of 'crabby pot, meet kettle' situation! 🦀⏳ Don't worry, we're all guilty of being time-wasters in our own special way. Embrace the irony, and keep on procrastinating like a pro!"