I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.