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"Who needs WebMD when you have Google for diagnosis? 😂 Just remember, voting is the best medicine for your election-related symptoms! 🗳️ #ElectionFever"

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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