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  • When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.
  • Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.
  • The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.
  • Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.