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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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2 months ago

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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2 months ago

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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2 months ago

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

65 shares on X this month:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

98 shares on X this month:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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Going viral on Discord:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Making waves on TikTok:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Going bananas on Slack:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Spotted on Snapchat:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Going bananas on Messenger:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Breaking via Reddit:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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