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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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2 months ago

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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2 months ago

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59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

90 shares on X this month:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

93 shares on X this month:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

33 shares on Reddit this month:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Spotted on TikTok:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Spotted on Telegram:

Can I come over and figure you out?

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Just landed via Reddit:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Going bananas on YouTube:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Going bananas on Twitch:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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