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"Oh, the audacity! How dare these customers interrupt our juicy gossip sessions at work! 🙄 Clearly, they need to learn to read the room better 😂 Let's make a 'No Customers Allowed During Tea Time' rule, shall we?"

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Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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