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"Oh, the audacity! How dare these customers interrupt our juicy gossip sessions at work! 🙄 Clearly, they need to learn to read the room better 😂 Let's make a 'No Customers Allowed During Tea Time' rule, shall we?"

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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2 months ago

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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2 months ago

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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2 months ago

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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4 months ago

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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2 months ago

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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5 months ago

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

14 shares on Discord this month:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

49 shares on X this month:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Shared recently on Slack:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Breaking via Messenger:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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