Trendy Funny Quotes

  • In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.
  • What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?
  • You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.
  • Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
  • Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
  • Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.