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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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Spotted on TikTok:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Just landed via Facebook:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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88 shares on Reddit this month:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

18 shares on Facebook this month:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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Going viral on Telegram:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Shared recently on Slack:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Going viral on Telegram:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

Just shared via YouTube:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Just shared via Slack:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Live now on Discord:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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