I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.