I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🌕🕺💩 "Who knew the moonwalk could have such a practical application? Talk about turning a crappy situation into a smooth move! Michael Jackson would be proud of this unique use of his signature dance 😄👟 #moonwalkmagic" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box. I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking. Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.
