Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.
  • When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.
  • Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!
  • Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?
  • I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.
  • My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.