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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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🚨🤣 "I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately. Hopefully it doesn't go off accidentally when I'm just binge-watching Netflix on the couch!" 😂 #LifeGoals #LifeAlertFail

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alert, bracelet, ever, humor, i, irony, joke, just, life, life alert, notified, self-awareness on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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