I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.