I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered? If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks. Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food. The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear. I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?
