I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Commentary:
Ah, a classic case of mid-life amnesia πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ! As we age, the struggle shifts from fulfilling our dreams to trying to recall what those dreams were in the first place. It's like playing a game of memory with our own ambitions πŸ˜‚!