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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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