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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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Looks like Amazon is all out of unnecessary impulse buys – finally, a sign to save some money! 💸 Who knew they could make running out of things sound like a win-win situation? 😂 #RetailTherapyGoneWrong

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Amazon, consumerism, humor, i, irony, need, online, online shopping, run, shopping, things on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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