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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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45 shares on Slack this month:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

76 shares on Threads this month:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

52 shares on Threads this month:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Making waves on TikTok:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Just landed via Instagram:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Trending via Discord:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Spotted on Instagram:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Spotted on Slack:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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