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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

Breaking via TikTok:

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

Trending via Twitch:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Spotted on Facebook:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Spotted on Facebook:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Spotted on YouTube:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Oh, nothing says romance like a good ol' rap beef! 🎤🥩 It's like a musical love letter filled with sass and shade, set to a sick beat. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diss tracks and Twitter rants? It's a modern-day Romeo and Juliet saga, with a hip-hop twist! 💔🎶 #RapLoveSongs

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

99 shares on Slack this month:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

59 shares on Threads this month:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

74 shares on Threads this month:

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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Just shared via Threads:

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Trending via Snapchat:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Making waves on Twitch:

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Shared recently on X:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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