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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Spotted on TikTok:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Spotted on Telegram:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Reported on Messenger:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

6 months ago

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Oh, nothing says romance like a good ol' rap beef! 🎤🥩 It's like a musical love letter filled with sass and shade, set to a sick beat. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diss tracks and Twitter rants? It's a modern-day Romeo and Juliet saga, with a hip-hop twist! 💔🎶 #RapLoveSongs

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Social Media Log 💫

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Just landed via Slack:

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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