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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.