Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.
  • If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.
  • Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?
  • I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.
  • Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.
  • My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.