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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Going bananas on Slack:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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Breaking via YouTube:

Being a little freak is my love language.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

Just landed via Slack:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m sick of living through history!

Spotted on Pinterest:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Live now on Reddit:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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