I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules. I love you to the refrigerator and back. Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio? If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.