Trendy Funny Quotes

  • This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.
  • You can’t spell disappointment without me.
  • I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
  • I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.
  • A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”
  • Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.