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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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"Who knew the fridge would become our new BFF in times of social distancing? 🤣🍔 Stay strong, flatten that curve (and maybe indulge in a snack or two)! 🥪🍦 #FridgeLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged curve, dieting, distance, fitness, flatten, flatten curve, food, humor, i, need, pandemic, refrigerator, social, social distance on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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