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"Who knew the fridge would become our new BFF in times of social distancing? 🤣🍔 Stay strong, flatten that curve (and maybe indulge in a snack or two)! 🥪🍦 #FridgeLife"

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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2 months ago

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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5 months ago

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Seen just now on Discord:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Just landed via Slack:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Spotted on Threads:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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