I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew the fridge would become our new BFF in times of social distancing? 🤣🍔 Stay strong, flatten that curve (and maybe indulge in a snack or two)! 🥪🍦 #FridgeLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio? You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules. I love you to the refrigerator and back. I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.