Trendy Funny Quotes

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  • My nickname in high school was “who?”
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  • ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.
  • Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.