Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.
  • Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.
  • I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.
  • Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.
  • Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.
  • The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.