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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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5 months ago

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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2 months ago

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The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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1 month ago

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The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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1 month ago

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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2 months ago

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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2 months ago

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25 shares on Facebook this month:

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

97 shares on X this month:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

43 shares on Slack this month:

Life is short, flirt with me!

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

17 shares on Discord this month:

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

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They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Spotted on TikTok:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Breaking via Reddit:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Live now on X:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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