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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”