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  • Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.
  • Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.
  • My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.
  • I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
  • Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.
  • Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.