I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic rebellious traffic conformist! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿšฆ It's like a subtle form of passive-aggressive rebellion on the road. Watch out, we've got a rule-breaking conformist on our hands! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #SarcasmAtItsFinest"