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"Ah, the classic rebellious traffic conformist! 🚗🚦 It's like a subtle form of passive-aggressive rebellion on the road. Watch out, we've got a rule-breaking conformist on our hands! 😂 #SarcasmAtItsFinest"

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

5 months ago
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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

1 month ago
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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

1 month ago
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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

1 month ago
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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Going bananas on Messenger:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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